I reached Valladolid with six silver pieces in my purse because the people who saw me looking so skinny and pale gave me money with open hands,and I didn't take it with closed ones.I went straight to the clothing store,and for four silver coins and a twenty-copper piece I bought a long baize cloak,worn out,torn and unraveled,that had belonged to a Portuguese.With that,and a high,wide-brimmed hat like a Franciscan monk's that I bought for half a silver piece,and with a cane in my hand,I took a stroll around.
People who saw me mocked me.Everyone had a different name for me.Some of them called me a tavern philosopher.Others said,"There goes Saint Peter,all dressed up for his feast day."
And still others:"Oh,Mr.Portugee,would you like some polish for your boots?"
And somebody even said I must be a quack doctor's ghost.I closed my ears like a shopkeeper and walked right past.
After I had gone down a few streets I came upon a woman dressed in a full skirt,with very elegant shoes.She also had on a silk veil that came down to her bosom and had her hand on a little boy's head.She asked me if I knew of any squires around there.I answered that I was the only one I knew of and that if she liked she could use me as her own.It was all arranged in the twinkling of an eye.She promised me sixty coppers for my meals and wages.I took the job and offered her my arm.I threw away the cane because I didn't need it anymore,and I was only using it to appear sickly and move people to pity.She sent the child home,telling him to have the maid set the table and get dinner ready.For more than two hours she took me from pillar to post,up one street and down another.
The lady told me that when she got to the first house we were going to stop at,I was to go up to the house first and ask for the master or mistress of the house,and say,"My lady,Juana Perez (that was her name),is here and would like to pay her respects."
She also told me that whenever I was with her and she stopped anywhere,I was always to take off my hat.I told her I knew what a servant's duties were,and I would carry them out.
I really wanted to see my new mistress's face,but she kept her veil over it,and I couldn't.She told me she wouldn't be able to keep me by herself but that she would arrange for some ladies who were neighbors of hers to use me,and between them they would give me the money she had promised.And meanwhile,until they all agreed--which wouldn't take long--she would give me her share.She asked me if I had a place to sleep.I told her I didn't.
"I'll get you one,"she said."My husband is a tailor,and you can sleep with his apprentices.You couldn't find a better-paying job in the whole city,"she continued,"because in three days you'll have six ladies,and each of them will give you ten coppers."
I was nearly dumbstruck to see the pomposity of that woman who appeared to be,at the very least,the wife of a privileged gentleman or of some wealthy citizen.I was also astonished to see that I would have to serve seven mistresses to earn seventy poor coppers a day.But I thought that anything was better than nothing,and it wasn't hard work.That was something I fled from like the Devil,because I was always more for eating cabbage and garlic without working than for working to eat capons and hens.
When we came to her house,she gave me the veil and the shoes to give to the maid,and I saw what I was longing for.The young woman didn't look bad at all to me:she was a sprightly brunette,with a nice figure.The only thing I didn't like was that her face gleamed like a glazed earthen pot.
She gave me the ten coppers and told me to come back two times every day--at eight in the morning and three in the afternoon--to see if she wanted to go out.I went to a pastry shop,and with a ten-copper piece of pie I put an end to my day's wages.I spent the rest of the day like a chameleon because I had spent the money I'd begged along the road.I didn't dare go begging anymore because if my mistress heard about it she would eat me alive.
I went to her house at three o'clock;she told me she didn't want to go out,but she warned me that from then on she wouldn't pay me on the days she didn't go out,and that if she only went out once a day she would give me five coppers and no more.But she said that since she was giving me a place to sleep,she expected to be served before all the others,and she wanted me to call myself her servant.For the sort of bed it was,she deserved that and even more.She made me sleep with the apprentices on a large table without a damned thing to cover us but a worn-out blanket.
