SPEECH ON ACCIDENT INSURANCE
DELIVERED IN HARTFORD, AT A DINNER TO CORNELIUS WALFORD, OF LONDONGENTLEMEN: I am glad, indeed, to assist in welcoming the distinguished guest of this occasion to a city whose fame as an insurance center has extended to all lands, and given us the name of being a quadruple band of brothers working sweetly hand in hand--the Colt's Arms Company making the destruction of our race easy and convenient, our life insurance citizens paying for the victims when they pass away, Mr.Batterson perpetuating their memory with his stately monuments, and our fire-insurance comrades taking care of their hereafter.I am glad to assist in welcoming our guest first, because he is an Englishman, and I owe a heavy debt of hospitality to certain of his fellow-countrymen; and secondly, because he is in sympathy with insurance and has been the means of making may other men cast their sympathies in the same direction.
Certainly there is no nobler field for human effort than the insurance line of business--especially accident insurance.Ever since I have been a director in an accident-insurance company I have felt that I am a better man.Life has seemed more precious.Accidents have assumed a kindlier aspect.Distressing special providences have lost half their horror.I look upon a cripple now with affectionate interest--as an advertisement.I do not seem to care for poetry any more.I do not care for politics--even agriculture does not excite me.But to me now there is a charm about a railway collision that is unspeakable.
There is nothing more beneficent than accident insurance.I have seen an entire family lifted out of poverty and into affluence by the simple boon of a broken leg.I have had people come to me on crutches, with tears in their eyes, to bless this beneficent institution.In all my experience of life, I have seen nothing so seraphic as the look that comes into a freshly mutilated man's face when he feels in his vest pocket with his remaining hand and finds his accident ticket all right.And I have seen nothing so sad as the look that came into another splintered customer's face when he found he couldn't collect on a wooden leg.
I will remark here, by way of advertisement, that that noble charity which we have named the HARTFORD ACCIDENT INSURANCE COMPANY --[The speaker is a director of the company named.]--is an institution which is peculiarly to be depended upon.A man is bound to prosper who gives it his custom.
No man can take out a policy in it and not get crippled before the year is out.Now there was one indigent man who had been disappointed so often with other companies that he had grown disheartened, his appetite left him, he ceased to smile-- life was but a weariness.Three weeks ago I got him to insure with us, and now he is the brightest, happiest spirit in this land has a good steady income and a stylish suit of new bandages every day, and travels around on a shutter.
I will say, in conclusion, that my share of the welcome to our guest is none the less hearty because I talk so much nonsense, and I know that Ican say the same for the rest of the speakers.
